#beast with a billion backs

[gangles-toybox]

This is really silly but I was watching the first part of Futurama: The beast with a billion backs yesterday and ik Fry doesn't like the polygamous realtionship but I think if he did..mayhaps this would happen..

*right after Colleen kissed the guy who lost and then kisses Fry*

Fry: "Wha-you can't just kiss me right after kissing him?"

Colleen: "Why not? He's as much my boyfriend as you are."

Fry: "Well that's just..it's like you're kissing me with *his* germs, it's basically him kissing me!" *thinks about it* "..."

Colleen, smiling: "Aww..Fry..welcome to the realtionship!"

[scootypuffjr]

[pixlerelish]

The Beast with a Billion Backs

[therandosfandos]

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE BENDER DOESN'T COME UP WITH THE PIRATE SCHEME AND HE LIVES ALONE ON EARTH WITH OTHER ROBOTS WHILE THE HUMANS HAVE FUN WITH YIVO!?!?

"I know I normally don't say this...and you guys know I normally don't care but, I miss you...all. The great Bender saying that.. heh...kind of crazy, isn't it?."

"sometimes, I feel like I'm rotting away, my body getting rusty and worn out. Am I even in good and proper condition anymore? How long has it been? I don't remember if I've been counting. My data files seem to be all screwed up."

"g76s.,pL3æs3....cøm3....bæck..."

"...2æh3r....à3r...6o7...¿‽..."

[gravioli]

cinematic parallels...

"The Beast with a Billion Backs" was That Other Time that bender got really jealous that Fry was moving in with his girlfriend.

Cabbage also made an appearance in that?? The frender vegetable.

When Bender sees Leela and Fry kiss in Related to Items You've Viewed, he angrily smashed a cabbage in his hands and in this movie he draws Fry's face on a cabbage and then smashes it 'cuz he's lonely Fry's spending time with his new gf instead of him.

[babygirljulianfawcett]

Fry being like "maybe I should look for love closer to home" and then turning to Leela and Amy instead of the guy who started a robot uprising because Fry didn't pay enough attention to him (selling his own child in the process) and then not only dragged an eldritch being back from another dimension to get Fry back but did the whole thing with a pirate theme to impress him. The guy whom Fry clearly missed in so called "heaven" because he immediately went behind Yvo's back to contact him. He really is the dumbest boy on earth...

[fryandleelasbigfling]

[outislovescomics]

sorry you're not getting any intelligent thoughts out of me for the next 7-12 hours

[crystalxdd]

I made this a few weeks ago but I didn’t get to post it 💔💔

[danrifics]

pls tell me the dream 🤲🏻

so it was super apocalyptic but there was some aliens that decided to control the planet and dan was like part of the resistance with me and someone else cos phil was being mind controlled by the aliens and the aliens liked phil so they decided to use him as like a vessel to spread the alien agenda.

dan got really hurt at one point but after we helped him recover he went a bit crazy with the need to save phil and the world so he somehow got a machine gun and he was trying to bait the alien controlled phil to come out of hiding but he was in some stadium cos he and a bunch of other people were watching a concert that was being put on by the aliens

phil was on the stage and dan and i come in with our guns and we’re like super badass marching through the crowd of people who we know will be free if we can free phil

and then it was like super emotional where dan was being really sappy and trying to get phils mind back and in the end the only way he could do it was to kiss him and that freed the control on him and that’s how dan and phil being in love saved the world from aliens

[nervouswreck-96]

I honestly forgot how fucking awful the Futurama direct-to-DVD movies were.

Bender's Big Score felt like it had five different episode plots crammed into one narrative, the tone was all over the place, and the antagonists were probably some of the lamest ever devised for the show. Despite being in the title, Bender doesn't even play that big a role in the movie. Plus they really rammed the "executive powder" joke into the ground.

Sad thing is that might have been the best of the four. I haven't actually seen Wild Green Yonder.

[scootypuffjr]

[saturnisfallingdown]

THE PC IS UP AND RUNNING!! currently working on downloading the iso file to install linux mint on it but I am sending this post from my desktop!!! how sick is that!!

[karastears]

I've been thinking about the futurama revival and im wondering what they're gonna do with kif and amy and their kids.

im excited for children of a lesser bog but im scared that they're gonna pull a proposition infinity on us by having them break up and get back together by the end of the episode

[therandosfandos]

The way his eyes go sad for a second then to angry, he's covering up his emotions as a defense mechanism for his ego :(

[loverboy-cc]

I could watch one of the dozen anime I want to watch

Or

Or I could watch mash for the 7th time since I was 9 and my mom revealed to me that she owned all 11 seasons as a giant box set she got as a baby shower gift when I was born (not including the episodes I saw before that bc it’s my mom’s favourite show and she watches it in full at least once a year)